Fourth to last episode. Lets do this.
Drew slipped out an “I love you” to Denise. Oh no! They’re too cool to feel real things. Drew decides the hell with it, that’s how he feels so he wont take it back. He is greeted by a door being slammed in his face.
Dr. Cox finds a cheat sheet in the unisex bathroom right outside the room. He decides he’ll lock the room until someone fesses up. Two of the people in the room? Drew and Denise. Oh how awkward. It takes an interesting twist when Drew lets it slip out he’s kind of married. Whaaaat. And it tuns out Lucy was the one who cheated. We know because she chews on her hair which we learned earlier is something she does after she lies. Huh – I thought that’s what girls do when they like a boy. Has Maxim magazine lied to me?
Drew explains it was a drunken mistake with the wifey. Denise has the murder eyes and she ain’t hearing it. Cole takes the fall for Lucy, but as he makes his slow-motion martyr walk out of the room to tell Cox Lucy admits it. Lucy can’t handle all of the pressure, with her mom calling every eight minutes and needing oh so badly to be a doctor.
Turk deals with a lesbian patient. Of course the patient and his girlfriend are foxy, and they get into explicit detail about their upcoming vacation. She’s actually really sick and wants a surgery that’s risky, instead of taking steroids. Typical lesbian behavior. They need to learn more about her so they will use THE INTERNET!!! Oh but Dr. Cox wont play along, he isn’t J.D. So boringly Turk looks up the patient and it turns out she was fat eight years ago so that’s why she doesn’t want to take the steroids.Does that make her the dude or the chick in the relationship? Anyway she realizes how stupid she’s being. That was kind of too easy.
Denise talks to Turk about Drew lying. Turk points out his lesbian patient wouldn’t tell the truth to her partner (a word Turk just learned) and it almost cost her her life. So yeah, shut up. Cox goes back to the room and nobody rats Lucy out. They’re ALL stressed and over their heads, so they understand. Cox says the retest will be tomorrow. That was kind of too easy. I didn’t expect Cox to throw everybody out of school but come on. Denise tells Drew she loves him, now don’t talk to her for a few days.That was also kind of too easy.
Things to say while talking to your mother every eight minutes
-”I can read you like the back of a DVD case.”
-”We agreed you wouldn’t do page me during lunch and I wouldn’t make you do hip hop handshakes.”
-”I already called shotgun on the lesbian.”
-”Hi I’m Dr. Lesbian I’ll be your lesbian.”
-”The retest will be at 4am. Outdoors. Rain or shine, but I’d be guessing rain because I’m bringing a hose.”
P.S.
-Lucy’s ringtone is the theme to “Charles in Charge.” Love her.
-Kelso thinks his DVR is a demon. How else does it know when to record his shows?
-Cole’s test preparation includes singing Nickelback. Hate him.
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