Shut Up It's On

Previously on the Bad Girls Club…Kate’s boyfriend has a big dick but doesn’t know how to use it, Lexie is a sloppy drunk, Kendra slapped Flo, and Natalie spit on Kate.

I found this episode to be disappointing. I was hoping for way more drama. Even the fight was a disappointment.

Highlights:

• Natalie wrote all over the walls/furniture in Kate’s room calling her a jealous bitch. Of course, she used a dry erase marker instead of a Sharpie, so it took about 5 seconds to clean off.



• Kendra brought over a guy (Angel) she met at the speed dating thing.



• Annie jumped in the pool naked.



• Flo wants to take everyone to a lesbian club. Amber is uncomfortable with the idea.
• The girls go to a photoshoot for the show. Portia is there. Not much happens.



• Kendra: “The photoshoot was amazing. Natalie didn’t try to kill Portia. No weaves were ripped out. That is definitely a success.”



• The girls go to the gay club. Everyone is having a good time except for Amber, who is really uncomfortable. How is she not a homophobe?
• Flo gets some pussy. Good for her.
• They go to some restaurant called Big Wang’s. Kendra invites Angel. He won’t pay for her food. I doubt she’ll be seeing him again.



• Natalie brings some NFL Player dork. I could look him up and find out who he is, but I really don’t care.



• Kendra made out with all the other Bad Girls in the limo. Including Amber. Flo finds that hypocritical. I don’t see the big deal. She’s not afraid of girls, she’s afraid of lesbians.



• Amber says a bunch of ignorant shit about bisexuals. “You either lick the cooter or stick the cooter.”
• Flo is pissed. There’s a screaming match. She gets in Amber’s face.
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• Amber pushes Flo into the pool, and she hurts her ankle.
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• Now she’s REALLY pissed.



• Amber won’t stop running her mouth. Flo limps over to her, grabs her by the hair, and tosses her like a rag doll.




• The crew put Amber up in a hotel for the night and take Flo to the ER.



• By the way, this whole thing started because of Annie’s T-shirt.



• Angel played some gay R&B song for Kendra on the answering machine. WTF who does that?
• Oh wait wait wait, Angel didn’t even pay for HIS meal? That’s fucked up.
• Flo’s ankle is broken.
• Flo comes back. Amber tells her she wants her to leave. Kate and Annie support her decision.



• Flo turns on the crocodile tears and begs to stay. Natalie and Kendra convince Amber to let her stay.



• Flo: “I’m a better actress than Johnny Depp.”

I hate Amber. Really. A little because she’s homophobic, but mostly because she made me agree with Flo. WTF. Granted, Flo shouldn’t have gotten in her face like that, but you started it. And really, you push her in the pool and cause her to break her ankle, and you don’t expect a beatdown? Bitch, you deserved it. Also, where the fuck was Lexie this entire episode? I’m over her. Bitch is boring.

Next week: Natalie vs. Annie. Kate vs. Kendra. And Natalie and Kate are BFFs? WTF?