Shut Up It's On

Previously on the Bad Girls Club…Amber broke Flo’s ankle, Flo beat the shit out of her, and Amber tried to send her home, but she cried, so she gets to stay.

Another weak episode.  Kate turns out to be just as horrible as the rest of them, if not worse.  Annie is painted as our hero for kinda sorta sticking up for herself, but really nobody cares.

Highlights:

• Natalie and Flo in the confessional “confessing” that they put itching powder in Kate’s bed.
  Natalie: (whispering) “And you know what I have to say?  Bitch, I don’t give a fuck.”
  Flo: “Then why are you whispering?”
• As if the prank wasn’t childish enough, when Kate confronts Natalie in the morning, she completely denies it.
• Natalie keeps picking on Annie.  She wants to see what kind of a bad girl she really is.  I’m not so sure Annie is the defenseless little creature everyone thinks she is.  She lets a lot of shit slide because she just doesn’t let it bother her, but she’s perfectly capable of standing up for herself when she needs to.
• Natalie and Kate sort of made up.  I’m sure they still hate each other, but this seems like more of a truce because Kate doesn’t want to have itching powder in her bed again and Natalie is afraid of what Kate might do to one-up that.  It’s clearly a fake friendship, but you know, girls do that a lot.  I hate the world “frenemies” by the way.
  
• Annie and Lexie think Kate’s a traitor.  Annie uses some convoluted WWII analogy to basically say she thinks it’s a strategic tactic on Kate’s part.  She’s right, but WTF, are you writing a thesis on this?
• Ew Kate.  I understand being “friends” with Natalie, but you don’t have to stoop to her fame-whoring levels.  Also, you hooked up with Chad Kroeger?  That’s fucking disgusting.  He’s worse than the scum Natalie brings home.  Did you fuck Scott Stapp while you were at it?
• Flo is jealous that Natalie pretty much dropped her for Kate.
• Kendra is pissed that Kate keeps talking shit about the other girls in the house.
  
• Annie stands up for herself.  It’s kinda cute.  Everyone’s proud.  It was kind of half-assed though.  I don’t think she was really that pissed.
  
• Annie thinks they’ll now pick on Lexie instead.
  Lexie: “Pick on me all you want until I fucking snap and I’ll fucking choke a bitch.  I don’t fucking give two fucks.”
  Please, pick on her.  I want to see that.  Because right now she’s fucking boring.
  
• Annie’s all confident now.  Kate knocks into her at the bar, and Annie snaps at her.
• Lexie hears Natalie and Kate calling her Miss Piggy, and she calls Kate out.  Good for her, but maybe you should have waited until you finished your giant hot dog.  Just sayin’.
  
• Kendra and Kate fighting.  Kate spit in her face.  What the fuck, Kate?  You were my bitch.  Don’t turn into Natalie.
  
• Kate has a friend over.  Natalie warns Kendra not to be rude while she has company.  Like the way Natalie was when Kate’s boyfriend came to visit?
• Kate and her friend go out with Annie and Amber to a bar.  Kate says she’ll buy them drinks if they go to a club instead, but then doesn’t.  So Annie spills Kate’s drink.  Haha that was kinda clever.
• Kate spills two very large drinks all over Annie.  She’s drenched.
  
• She doesn’t let that keep her from having a good time.  Good for her.
  
• A little arguing in the limo ride home.  Annie tells the other girls what happened.  They’re all Team Annie.  Whatever.

I’m officially over this season.  It started off great, but it really fizzled out.  Not one of these girls is likeable.  Maybe Annie, when she’s not being annoying.  But really I think she’s only likeable when compared to the rest of these beasts.  I really loved Kate, but this week she fucking disgusted me.  At least Natalie has an excuse for being a cunt…she’s crazy.

Next week: Someone throws Flo’s crutches into the pool.  Kate’s boyfriend breaks up with her?