Previously on The Bad Girls Club…Kate has the Swine Flu, Kendra and Lexie had a threesome with Spencer Pratt, and Flo went home because nobody loves Flo, and at home, Flo loves everybody and everybody loves Flo.
This week starts off with the aftermath of a huge fight, with half the girls covered in dirt and bruises and two of them arrested, before rewinding back to two days earlier. If I know anything about the show’s editors, that means this episode will have lots of lame filler until the fight towards the end, which will end in a cliffhanger to be resolved in two weeks.
Highlights:
- Flo is still gone. I almost miss her. Almost.
- Kate is back from the hospital. The girls fill her in.
Kate: “I didn’t even get to say goodbye, but, you know, they probably didn’t have enough water balloons for me anyways.” - Amber reenacts breaking Flo’s ankle with her portrait, tossing it into the pool. Her boyfriend is still visiting, so she’s still in 24/7 baby voice mode.
- The girls all go on a trip to Santa Barbara for a fiesta, minus Kate and Annie since they’re both still sick.
- Amber’s boyfriend leaves. The road trip begins. Amber is done with the baby voice but not done being a baby.
- Natalie starts fight with everyone over a fucking makeup brush.
- Natalie gets a ticket for having an open container of beer on the street. It was kind of bullshit, but giving the cops attitude is not the way to handle the situation.
- Kendra backs her up, getting even more in their faces, slurring the fuck out of her speech, and one of the cops tells her to GTFO or he’ll arrest her. She keeps running her mouth and is about to get cuffed, but shit settles down and they let her go and give Natalie her ticket.
- Natalie and Kendra argue for no fucking reason.
- They end up rolling around in the dirty pulling each other’s hair.
- Lexie and Amber try to break it up, and Natalie starts pulling Amber’s hair and punches her in the face. What the fuck?
- Production breaks it up, and Natalie has to ride home separately in a van.
- The other girls make it home, and Kendra cries in the shower. Why the fuck is she crying? She really thought Natalie gave a fuck about her? I thought they were both using each other.
- Natalie is still being difficult with production and won’t get in their van. She pretty much carjacks some poor woman.
- Cliffhanger! I called it.
I’d be shocked if Natalie stayed after this. Not that it’ll make much of a difference…she’ll obviously be in the next episode when they kick her out, and there’s only one episode left after that. This fight was fucking lame though. Production stepped in before anything good happened. I can’t believe Portia, the most forgettable girl this season, turned out to be the one with the most memorable fight. Let’s see her beat the shit out of Natalie one last time:
This season started off so strong! The rest of it has been pretty lame. I hope they get better (and badder) girls next season.
Next week: Clip show. I doubt I’ll be recapping it. Two more eps left after that.
Next next week: THE AMBERS ARE BACK! OMG I can’t wait. Just what this season needed!
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