Shut Up It's On

I don’t know who “that girl” is but we will certainly find out! I didn’t see the previews last week, so maybe that was an indicator? Either way it is clear yet another female is going home tonight. Pull it together ladies! Making us all look bad out here!

Everyone is playing nice at the Heroes tribe when the come back from Tribal, after voting out Stephenie. James’s rude, albeit hilarious, SHUT YO MOUTH was not apologized for, but excused. Everything is fineeee.

Over at Villains, Rob has a strategy for figuring out who is with who. It’s absolutely genius. NO it’s not. Whoever sleeps next to someone, is aligned with that person. DUH. Parvati and Russell are in cahoots and Jerri and Coach has already been established. Rob is looking to get rid of Russell and maybe Parvati is the way? We’ll see.

Over at Camp Awkward, some chickens get out. It forces the men to work together and turns into a group exercise. Once they succeed it’s all rainbows and lollipops at Club Med the Heroes camp.

Back at Villains, Coach and Rob stage a Parvati intervention for Russell. He seems receptive but he’s just faking it. He seems to sway toward getting rid of her but he seemingly turns around and tells Parvati what’s what. They laugh it over which to me seems outrageous. You’re a two person alliance in a tribe of ten. And even though people are throwing out your name, you laugh about it? Only someone that has won a million dollars already would do that, eh.

Russell is also back to his old tricks of hiding things in camp to get people riled up. This time he chooses something that is totally needed, the machete. They really are up a creek without it. He does it because he wants to make the alpha dogs, Coach and Rob go at it. Just chipping at those cracks.

Randy finds a giant clam in of all places, the ocean. No one else wants it for some reason. Food is food and these guys are the saddest sack ever. He waxes philosophical about the game and points out that work gets you nowhere. What does is a cute face and a good tush. That’s why Parvati is the queen.

Candice talks smack about Cerie to JT and it gets back to Cerie and Candice scrambles like mad. To all the wrong people, so now she seems desperate and she’s playing the game way too hard, during a time that they don’t even have to be talking strategy. JT man, he knows what he is doing!

At the immunity challenge, it is also a reward challenge. They get an item from home (stuffed animals, picture collages) and coffee, sugar and week’s worth of rice. The challenge is basically to knock each other’s block off into the mud pit. The Heroes dominate. Not a single loss and a decisive victory. Most Villains were just shoved off. I laughed at about half of them. Of course, James got the last one in and had to talk some smack. Whatever. He’s making it far because that temper makes anyone look good in the finals.

Back at Villain beach, they wash on off. Like a pack of monkeys they help scrub each other off. Randy voices his worry for being the oldest man there. There’s a lot of back and forth between everyone else when discussing the two. A few people are vehemently against Parvati, but they are also set on voting as a tribe.

At tribal council, all the questions (the ones we hear at least) revolve around Parvati and what makes a player dangerous later on. Almost every answer, from every different person points towards Parvati going how. So of course, Randy goes home. Wait, what. Editing really got us there, huh!

New week! Rob is gunning for creeper Russell. Let’s see if he pumps up his game or if Russell’s insane strategy and game plan save his ass.