I haven’t been this confused since Mr. Destiny. How does Jim Belushi keep finding work?!
Hey remember when Ausillo said Archer was a long-shot to be renewed? Turns out he’s a lying liar who lies.
Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn might hook up for a new show on TNT. Sadly it isn’t a Lost spin-off, so no chance of it being titled Smokey Meets Gentle Ben.
Cynthia Watros, aka Libby from Lost, will play Wilson’s first ex-wife, possible girlllllfriend on House. She’ll probably seem really important for a few episodes and then get murdered.
Coco is now on TweetTweet. So far his tweets are hilarious cries for help.
The original version of The Office is now on Hulu.
“That’s a dealbreaker ladies!” is actually a book! Sort of.
Charlie Sheen is still a hero.
You can’t stop the Jersey Shore. Lord knows we’ve tried.
The season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was the highest rated show in E! history. Second highest rated? E! True Hollywood Story: Lady Gaga’s Penis.
Next week on The Hitler Show, not Christian Slater. But close!
When JLo hosts Saturday Night Live on Saturday she will be promoting absolutely nothing, unless maybe she promotes her upcoming guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother. She’ll be on that show to promote the 5th anniversary of The Wedding Planner on DVD. That was a lie.
After JLo Zach Galifianakis and Jude Law will host SNL on March 6th and 13th respectively. If you somehow don’t realize how awesome Mr. Galifianakis is, here’s his most recent work of art.
ANDandAND, Betty White, after a ton of pressure from the internets, is on the verge of co-hosting an episode of SNL. Combine that with the fact that a thing named Justin Bieber will be yelping on an April episode proves Lorne Michaels doesn’t care how old or young you are, as long as the internet likes you. Shananana.
George Lopez will be providing the voice of Speedy Gonzalez in an upcoming train wreck.
Craig Ferguson did a show this week without an audience and with Stephen Fry. I respect Ferguson and his show a lot more than I find it amusing, but I really wish CBS would put up this episode on the youtube. For now there’s a five minute clip.
There always seems to be a lot of Glee news: Michelle Obama has asked the cast to perform at the White House on Easter, Lea Michele has inspired a musical and it’s now official: Neil Patrick Harris will guest star on the show.
British people LOVE Eastenders. And warm beer. And misery.
Turns out you don’t have to be a genius to be on Our Little Genius.
See you in the next life, Past Life.
Greek will be coming back for Season 4. I’ve heard of this show! I’m so with it! Gnarly!
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