This week’s episode is all kinds of special. People coming back, drama all over and some guy that lost a gazillion pounds. This guy never was on the show but after being inspired by The Biggest Loser, he lost more weight than anyone else on the show ever. And it’s a live reveal!
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Damn. Damn damn damn. I was wrong to think that tonight’s episode was going to be below-average because it was a Jin/Sun flashback. For one thing, I forget that they were Desmond and Penny before Desmond and Penny existed. For another, it didn’t even matter: the show is finally bringing it this year, and you can tell, even if you don’t know what “it” is. Read more…

Oh, Liz. I mostly never feel bad for you because you sabotage a lot of aspects of your life but this? Ugh, this. That was a bummer. Floyd is a bummer. But Jack and Danny are a delight! So even stevens!
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Parks and Recreation is taking us somewhere, somewhere I don’t like. We’re headed for a serious issue episode, Mark and Ann breaking up, April finally admitting to a dumb Andy what’s going on and how he had zero idea/interest. Something is bound to give and that episode? That episode is going to suck. But thankfully, that wasn’t this week.
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Does anyone besides the smug lesbians know how to pronounce all the places these people go? Nope. The worst part? They don’t even realize that it’s pronounced “Say-shells” not “Say-chiles”. Dummies.
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Television just got a lot more fun: Bob Odenkirk’s Saul Goodman is back! Read more…

R.I.P. 24

R.I.P. Scrubs: Med School? That’s what the Braffinator is saying.

R.I.P. Til’ Death. Yeah, that was still on.

Chloe Sevigny apologized for her AV Club interview where she called this past season’s Big Love “awful” on AV Club. Read more…

This used to be fun. This thing, which isn’t a “job” really, but it’s like, a hobby? Whatever. This sucks because I just want to shove Bea Arthur’s penis up my throat so I choke to death whenever Michael Scott is on my television. And that isn’t conducive to television reviewing or living. Sigh. I know this looks like a bunch of words strung together to your eyes, but this is all one long groan. Not happytime groan either. Read more…

Community shit the bed the previous two episodes, so it had to come back big tonight. Had to. Or else, I’d type that I didn’t like it again. With their backs against the wall tonight, the show came through, particularly in the third act. Read more…

[Channeling my best Jeff Probst impression] Previously on Survivor, James got hurt and Russell got the idol. These things might be biting them in the ass this time.
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