Previously on The Bad Girls Club…the girls got into a brawl in Santa Barbara, and Natalie ran away from production.
This week, The Ambers from Season 3 make a surprise visit, and Kate reaches her boiling point.
Highlights:
- The girls are already celebrating Natalie’s departure. Annie says it’s two down and one to go (Kate). Why has this season turned into Survivor?
- The 5 girls remaining go to a bar where Annie has a crush on the bartender, Nico. Kate decides to be a cockblock and flirt with him to fuck with Annie’s head. It works.
- Annie declares war. What, is she gonna put more butter in her eggs whites? Even lamer…she empties Kate’s cans of hair spray (“even though it’s bad for the ozone layer”).
- The girls go paintballing. Lexie/Annie/Amber vs. Kendra/Kate. Kate loses, since they all pretty much went after her.
- The one guy Kendra doesn’t bang on the first date (L.P.) ends up showing up wayyy late the night she was finally gonna bang him. Bitch set up candles and flower petals and everything.
- The Ambers! And they brought gummy bears! Amber M. and Amber B. from Season 3 are in town filming a pilot for The Amber Show and are crashing in the BGC house. I haven’t heard anything about the show being picked up though. Maybe after Love Games finishes?
- Kate bonds with the Ambers, since they were the outcasts last season.
- The girls all go to a club. Kendra invites L.P. and he shows up 3 hours late, when they’re ready to leave. This time she tells him to go fuck himself.
- Natalie calls. Kendra answers. She listens to her bullshit for a minute before getting tired of it and hanging up.
- The girls get to watch the Ambers filming their pilot. Yea, I don’t see this getting picked up.
- I don’t even know what to say about this:
- Everyone continues to pick on Kate. She seems to handle it all pretty well, remaining calm, until she finally snaps. She destroys a bunch of the girls’ shit and looks like she’s ready to give up and go home.
- Kate gives Kendra a hug and then goes up to Annie saying she’s sorry, pretending she’s going to hug her too…and then fucking decks her. Ow.
ETA: This is the shirt Annie was wearing that started that fight between Flo and Amber, which resulted in Flo breaking both her ankle and Amber’s face. Wow, gay marriage really is controversial. - Amber goes outside and confronts Kate. They fight. Lots of hair pulling. Amber M. tries to break them up. I’m not sure if Lexie is trying to break it up or trying to fight too? Either way, she’s terrible at it.
Next week: Season finale. Annie called the cops. She’s pressing charges. Jesus Fucking Christ. I don’t condone violence outside of trashy reality TV or mixed martial-arts, but if someone hits you and you deserved it, you don’t press fucking charges. Maybe that’s just the Brooklyn in me, but really. So fucking childish.
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