Shut Up It's On

Ah, weddings. Well, not really. Wedding. We only get one of the three. And Liz needs a date.

Her first try is Jon Hamm and he now has hooks as hands because he might be clinically retarded. She finds Dennis trying to recreate Balloon Boy since the one thing they did wrong was not have the boy fall out. While at Cerie’s rehearsal dinner, Cerie introduces Liz to who she’ll be sitting next to. And of course it is Wesley. They talk for a bit about how she still hasn’t found anyone and she caves and invites him to Floyd’s wedding. He is giddy with excitement since he just lost his job and he doesn’t want to go back to England. Liz still hates him but if that’s his only problem, he ranks higher than the rest of her past relationships. While waiting to read a passage at Floyd’s wedding she quickly tries to scoop up another man but of course, he’s a furry. Liz is stuck with Wesley, might as well get married.

Also in relationship problems, Jack finds himself spending the weekend with Nancy. After a close call with Avery, Jack spends the day with Nancy and asks Liz how to make their date that night the most asexual date possible. Even after Indian food and some Sousa marching band music, Nancy is still ready to go and Jack can’t resist. The next morning Nancy admits to dancing with another man and the good Catholic girl is her was dying to get that out. Jack does not know what do to, he has to tell Nancy about Avery, but how when the night meant so much to her? After hearing that Floyd’s wedding is in a Catholic church, complete with mass, he brings Nancy to tell her there knowing full well that she can’t leave until the end. She’s furious and wants to leave, but ha!

And is it just me, or is it clear he’s going with Avery?

Tracy has a loving wife and family so screw relationship problems, we’re talking EGOT here. Tracy wants to do a Garfield movie over the summer but Dotcom and Kenneth suggest a gripping tale that relates to his life so he can get that Oscar. He doesn’t find the story relateable, even though it’s his life on paper. Kenneth has the idea to bring him back to his childhood home to get some wheels turning, but unfortunately it’s a print shop now. Tracy sees an old stairwell and it all comes flooding back to him. All these things he never wanted to remember because they were so horrible! He storms off and decides to do the Garfield movie. Well shooting he breaks down and proclaims he needs to release all this inner anguish through art, maybe a film? My guess is by the beginning of next season, Tracy gets his O.

A few quotes to jog your memory of your painful childhood:

“You think I don’t want to see what Pizzarina Sbarro is going to be wearing?”
“My elastic line is going to get infected again.”
“And in a less dramatic sense,”I’ll have hashbrowns”.”
“Did you see the Beijing opening ceremony? We don’t have control over our people like that!”
“A puppy committed suicide once he saw our bathroom!”