Portia's only facial expression.
Previously on the Bad Girls Club…Natalie is a cunt, Kendra is a pathetic famewhore, Amber is crazy and makes me miss last season’s Ambers even more, Flo is a raging bulldyke, Portia has no facial expressions, Annie is annoying but the smartest one in the house, and Kate is actually a fierce bitch.
I hate Natalie more than anyone in BGC history, possiby more than anyone in reality television history–wait, no, there was Chatty Natty from Big Brother 9. And Nastalie from Big Brother 11. Maybe I just have a thing against Natalies. Anyway, Natalie is a cunt. I feel like I know her because I’ve known people just like her. Extremely insecure. Totally crazy and cries hysterically over shit she puts in her own head. Probably spoiled by her parents. Tries to manipulate people but isn’t very good at it. All bark and no bite. Thinks she’s a such a big deal because she’s friends with that guy from Moesha. We all know someone like that, right? Cunt. I do love to hate her though. I hope she sticks around long enough for everyone to turn against her and have her decide to leave and pretend it’s not because everyone hates her.
When we last left our girls, Flo was roid raging because she took too long to leave a party and the rest of them were too lazy to check if she was staying or not. Understandable, but not that serious. Apologies are not good enough, but I’d bet a flash of some titties would be. Despite everyone’s wishes, Kendra decided to keep Natalie in the house even though the bitch punched her in the face. Why? Because she wants to fuck that guy from Moesha (not Ray J…that’s a different reality show). I don’t know why it was left up to Kendra…if one person objected she should have been out, but I’m not complaining. As I said, I love to hate her.
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