Shut Up It's On

It is all coming together for the Villains, right? They’re dominating but my god do they bicker like children. Hopefully they crack, hopefully my lone Hero can squeak on through. We shall see…
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They’re going a little insane with the ship theme here in the show titles, eh. So Danielle is gone and surely Parvati is mad. Let’s see.
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I normally simultaneously write and watch because reality shows are so linear, easy to get through. Wasn’t feeling so hot though, so I watched it and got so excited at the end I couldn’t wait to write this out! I called it! I called it all!
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So lately, Survivor has been nothing short of jaw dropping. JT’s bonehead move, Parvati’s hiding her idol from Russell when he has been overly open with her, Rupert’s paranoia being on point! Weird stuff has been happening! Shocking stuff! What kind of stuff is happening tonight!
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Oh JT. Stupid, stupid JT. It’s day 25 and the merge is looming and this dumbass is running the Heroes. I hope this all works out tonight!
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Coach is gone and JT is maybe making the biggest mistake is the history of Survivor? WEll, let’s get to it.
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Boston Rob is gone. Tyson is gone. Russell is running it! How did this happen? How is this guy so good? Parvati is the smartest bitch on this show, aligning herself with a smart, millionaire that no one will give money so if they’re in the final two, she’s a sure winner. But anyway, this tribe is falling apart obvs so let’s watch it happen.
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After the big game changing moves of last week, can the drama continue on this week? Let’s hope!
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[Channeling my best Jeff Probst impression] Previously on Survivor, James got hurt and Russell got the idol. These things might be biting them in the ass this time.
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Last week was crazy! Hope this week stacks up!
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