Zach Braff ponders how stupid the puny journalist person is
Let’s say you’re at a party, and you would prefer to throw up in your own home than in a strange exotic bathroom; you hug your friends good night and venture off towards the car or subway. But then you realize you forgot something, and you come back. That’s always awkward right? Well imagine it’s a going away party being thrown in your honor. Because you’re moving to Indonesia (you’re 98 percent sure it’s a legit enterprise you’re getting yourself into). You even shed a tear as you’re hugging and kissing your friends goodbye as it dawns on you you may not see these people for a very long time. How awkward would it be if you left and realized you forgot something then? So awkward you probably wouldn’t even bother coming back. Of course, iPod’s aren’t cheap…fuck it, you’re going back in there.
